What this site does with your data
Nothing, and this page exists to describe exactly how nothing.
Written on 1 September 2026, and accurate for the version of the site published on that date. If any of it changes, this page changes first.
No analytics
There is no Google Analytics, no tag manager, no pixel and no third party measurement of any kind. Nobody here can tell you how many people read a page, which is inconvenient for us and fine for you.
No cookies
This site sets no cookies. There is no consent banner because there is nothing to consent to.
Nothing loads from anywhere else
The typefaces, the images and the stylesheet are all served from this domain. There are no embedded videos, no social media widgets, no font service and no external scripts, so no other company sees your visit as a side effect of you reading a page.
No forms
There is nothing on the site to type into. No contact form, no newsletter box, no account, no comments. Nothing is collected because there is nothing collecting it.
The host
The site is served by Cloudflare Pages. Like any web host, Cloudflare handles the requests your browser makes in order to deliver the page and to protect the site, and that request information necessarily includes your IP address. We do not add anything to it, we do not analyse it, and it is not joined up with anything else.
When the shop opens
Selling things needs a payment provider, an order record and an address to post to, and that is genuinely personal data. When that day comes this page will be replaced by a proper privacy notice that names the companies involved and says what each one holds. Until then, the honest version is the short one above.